A Dream Come True

So here I was on a Monday evening chatting with my homeboy Andrew and we came across the topic of law schools. We both agreed that a response from a law school such as the one on this blog would be a dream come true. Here it is, my acceptance to law school:

"Hello Mr. Ali. Nice to meet you on such
short notice. You'd be happy to find out that we've accepted you into our
fast track program at Notre Dame. Sadly, we won't be able to pay your tuition,
however we would be more than willing to offer you weed and bitches. Would
you be willing to accept this proposal?"